But that is not to say there is nothing to do. Oh no, just 8 miles away is the Linesville Spillway, home to where the ducks literally walk on water because the ugly carp are so big and numerous that they fight over the moldy bread thrown by the masses who flock to see a little piece of Americana. And after that you can treat yourself to some ice cream and fudge!
Boy, I am glad I brought my running gear. I might just need to go on a bender the next couple of days.