1. Lazily swing arm at alarm clock going off @ 4:30 a.m. Stumble downstairs and realize today is a 10 miler.
2. Put on wicking shorts and top
3. Slip on TNF Anurva Boa 50 (Remember all you really need is shoes)
4. Fill handheld bottle with Hammer Heed and GU
5. PUT ON NIP GUARDS TO PROTECT AGAINST PAINFUL NIPPLE ABRASION.
6. Run happily knowing that your chest will not look like you have been shot or have to take a shower and cringe like someone is picking the hair out of your nose bringing you to tears.
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